It’s Not a Good Idea to Live in a Murder House

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Wonderland Avenue Murder House.

It was the summer of 1988 and Kevin Cross was looking for a place to live. His actress girlfriend Leigh wanted to live in the Hollywood Hills but Los Angeles rents were soaring. “It’s too damn expensive,” Kevin said. “I’m freelance and you’re unemployed. How are we going to afford it?”

Leigh pouted and Kevin relented. Their relationship was rocky and maybe a new home above the flatlands of Hollywood was what they needed. Kevin scoured the local papers and rental guides. All he could afford was $700 a month and everything north of Sunset Boulevard was more than $1400. He called a realtor in Laurel Canyon.

“Do you know anybody who’s having a hard time selling their house who might be open to renting?”

“Well there is this one place…”

In retrospect, Kevin should have asked some questions. But he always considered himself a pragmatist and $450 a month sounded pretty good. Kevin met the aging realtor halfway up Wonderland Avenue. The home was a two-story stucco townhouse with flaking paint and rusted bars fronting the balcony. It wasn’t much to look at but the neighborhood was gorgeous.

“How long is the lease?”

“Month to month,” the aging realtor said.

“I’ll take it.”

“Don’t you want to look inside?”

“I’ve seen all I need to see.”

Kevin and Leigh moved in that weekend. There was a bit of a roach problem and the house needed a thorough cleaning, but the two were happy with their new digs. Until the nightmares began. Early each morning, around 2:30, Leigh dreamed of a gray-haired man in his 50s pushing her out of bed. As she stared into his face the man’s eyes became blood red and he screamed. Leigh woke in a cold sweat, filled with terror and Kevin spent the rest of the night calming her down.

Kevin reasoned that Leigh’s dreams had something to do with their relationship. Perhaps he was the old man pushing her out of bed. He vowed to be kinder. He brought her flowers, cooked dinner and placed lit candles around the house to encourage intimacy. Despite his efforts, Leigh’s nightmares continued. In one dream, the gray-haired man raised a knife and plunged it into Leigh’s body. She woke screaming.

“We have to move,” she said.

“We’re not moving.”

“There’s something wrong here.”

“It’s the Hollywood Hills. Isn’t that what you wanted?”

“Either we move together or I go alone. This place is haunted.”

“You’re crazy,” Kevin said.

Leigh moved out a week later. Kevin was heartbroken but figured their relationship was doomed anyway. A few weeks later, on a Saturday morning, Kevin was watering the plants beside the driveway. A Hollywood Tour Van stopped in front of the house. As the tourists stared out the window, the driver spoke into his microphone. Kevin couldn’t hear what was being said but he figured they mistook him for a celebrity. He had a passing resemblance to actor Richard Dreyfuss.

The shoe dropped a week later. Kevin was sitting in his living room with a six-pack of beer watching the local news. Suddenly the television flashed an image of his townhouse. “Tonight marks the seven-year anniversary of the brutal Laurel Canyon Murders,” the TV anchor said with honed gravitas. “On this night in 1981 four people were savagely murdered in a small home on Wonderland Avenue. The killings involved porn star John Holmes and a local strip club owner who sought revenge for a drug deal gone bad.”

Kevin leaned forward as the television displayed an image of his living room circa 1981, splattered with blood. A body bag rested near the fireplace. He turned toward the very same fireplace just five feet away. A brown stain was visible on the shag carpet. Similar stains could be seen throughout the room. “Son of a bitch,” Kevin yelled. He dropped his beer and ran out of the house wearing only sandals, shorts and a t-shirt. He sprinted down Wonderland Avenue as if the house were on fire. He kept running until he reached the realtor’s office halfway down Laurel Canyon.

“What the fuck, man? How come you didn’t tell me about the murders?”

The aging realtor was eating a Cup O’ Noodles. “Have a seat, please.”

“I don’t want a seat. I’m gonna sue your ass.”

“I’m sorry you’re upset, sir. California disclosure laws only apply to home buyers and not renters. You have no grounds for a lawsuit.”

“You rented me a possessed house, you son of a bitch. My girlfriend left me and tourists think I’m a freak.”

“Calm down, please. We can work something out.”

“What’s there to work out? You have me living with psycho ghosts.”

“What would make it right?”

“Huh,” Kevin asked.

“You moved into the house because it was cheap, correct?”

“Yeah, so?”

“How about if I found you another place for even less?”

“What is it, some kind of rape house?”

“Trust me.”

Two days later Kevin moved into a small bungalow two blocks from the Laurel Canyon Country Store. The place was a bit moldy and it needed a paint job. But it had a backyard and a spacious garage. It also had a lemon tree filled with ripe, beautiful fruit. Leigh moved in a week later. Kevin asked about the history of the house this time. No murders happened here. Nor was there a record of torture, kidnapping or animal cruelty. Kevin was confident Leigh would be happy. He also felt the tour vans would stay away.

Of course, Kevin wasn’t crazy about living in Charles Manson’s old home. But those were the days when Manson was still trying to make it as a rock star. He hadn’t gone off the rails yet. No need to alarm Leigh. Plus, $400 a month was pretty good rent.

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