Your essay made me hot and bothered upon first read. Once I realized you'd written this as a satirical piece, I re-read the story and it was hilarious. This is classic biting irony. The funniest lines include: "Trump is healthy, Biden is not." "Trump approved a $47 million arms package for Ukraine." "None of Trump's family members were investigated for anything when he was president." You provided much needed laughs to start my day. Can't wait for your next humorous piece about Trump's allegiance to the Constitution and his dedication to saving democracy. Good job.